Petraeus the Movie

CNBC has its own ideas about what the movie should be about.  I think it'll work as a comedy as well.  I love for it to be turned into a sitcom.

Again, you knew the movie was coming...It'll be called "Petraeus:  Dumb and Dumber and Dumberer and Got-No-Word-For-This".

But after that, what will happen to the main actors in this whole mess?

After all this dies down, Petraeus will join DWTS, Jon Stewart will offer Broadwell a job as the fitness correspondent on The Daily Show, and Kelley will get her own reality TV show and clothing line.

For for General Allen? Well, in case you don't know who he is.  He's also involved with Kelley.  Apparently, he sent some naughty emails to Kelley.  So, we will ship Allen off to NATO...let the Europeans have a little fun so they can have some laughs.  They'll need it given their economic pains they're in.

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