Santa, I want an I Pad Mini With M3
Dear Santa, How’s your vacation been? Christmas 2022 was another resounding success. Credit to you and your elves. I know you treat them well and they’re just great wonderful magical creatures paid with union wages, great healthy care, education, and everything. I don’t blame you for the inventory and inflation issues due to COVID. That’s all on us mortals. Now, I want to discuss something with you and you will realize that I’m actually doing this for millions of other Apple fans out there. I would really appreciate it if you could send a couple of your top elven designers to Apple in Cupertino and design the next iPad mini. There was chatter about a year ago that Apple is working on an iPad mini Pro. If this is not true, whoever started this false rumors deserves to be on your naughty list for the rest of time. But if this is true, an iPad mini Pro with Apple’s upcoming M3 chip is exactly what millions of Apple fans and I want. I’ve started 2023 on a very nice track s...